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1/5/13 TNA house show report
Jan. 7th, 2013 04:42 pmposted this on my tumblr but I'm posting it here too
okay so I’m home from seeing TNA at the Tower Theater and here is my report (pics to follow) I was freaking out on the way there because my friend was running late as usual but we made it there in enough time. I decided to wear my sweater with the draped neckline and it was a good choice because I got checked out twice tonight, which was nice.
okay, the line was really ass long but moved fast. Espy had nothing to sign so she was just messing with the wrestlers and taking pics. I had a small sign that said “Hi Cate!” and I just had everybody sign the back. First, Kazarian. We were like, sorry we’re discombobulated and he was like it’s cool. Next, Tara and Jessie. Tara let Espy hold the Knockout belt! that was really nice of her. I looked down the line and I saw Bobby talking to Aries and then looking at me. then Austin Aries, who had his sunglasses on and Espy thought he was kind of a dick. he was alright to me. then, uh, my future ex-husband Bobby Roode. He was wearing a dark shirt and his leather jacket and he looked sooooooooooooooo oh oh oh OHHHH good. I said, in my voice with all the bass gone out of it, “Mr. Roode, would you please sign my card?” (It was a Muscles Ink card of his pecs) and he signed, no problem. then Espy was like, “are you guys allowed to shake hands?” and Bobby said yes. so we shook his hand. he has a firm, perfect handshake. everything about him is perfect. I took my card back and mentioned it was my christmas present and he was like, “cool.” (maybe? I don't remember exactly what he said, only that it was one word) very quiet, very polite, totally a freakin’ sex god made flesh. Ahem.
I'm disappointed in myself though because I could not look at him. I looked at his hand, I looked at the card and sign he signed, but I could make no actual eye contact with him. I was totally intimidated and I am kicking myself now.
okay, next were Robbie E and Robbie T. Robbie E gave us fistbumps. he said to espy, “you’re not a wrestling fan are you?” and I said “no, I’m the wrestling fan, she’s just my bodyguard” and he laughed. he has a super cute smile! Robbie T was cool but not overly so. next was James Storm, and I asked him to take a picture with the sign for my friend who couldn’t be here (Cate) , and he grabbed it and cuddled up to it and gave this huge smile and I was like damn if Storm isn’t the nicest man alive because he really is!
then Storm signed the front of the sign because he is special and fuck everybody else. Kurt Angle signed but seemed kind of out of it. I was trying to talk to Samoa Joe a little and he wasn't having it. Mickie James and Bully Ray were both nice. Jeff Hardy shook my hand. RVD was cool.
Chavo Guerrero looked down my shirt! I was like motherfucker…lol. He got up and shook my hand too to make me bend over! Hernandez was chilling. After we got Chavo and Hernandez to sign Espy noticed the X division belt behind RVD and she asked if she could hold it. there was a gap in the line so he said yeah! so Espy has pics of herself holding two belts like she was Matt Morgan and shit! lol she is my girl check her out
we almost left but they had Luke Gallows and Devon at a table by themselves in the corner. I said to Devon “how they gonna have a legend like you in the corner” lol but he didn’t answer me. probably embarrassed. ha.
we went to the bathroom, I tweeted cate from the stall out of excitement, then to the bar, I had a beer, she had a hot dog, and we watched some of the game and I found out my zipper was unzipped. :(
this is the first show I have ever thought I was too close. we were front row and couldn’t see the mat. so we didn’t see any pins or any mat work. luckily there was very little mat work but we missed every single pin.
1st match, tag titles, chavo & hernandez vs the robbies. slapped hands with chavo and hernandez. fun match - actually all the matches were fun - and chavo won with the frog splash. robbie t’s legs look like they should have moons orbiting them.
2nd match, tara with jessie vs mickie. tara won when jessie snuck up on mickie when she was on the top rope and hit her with the belt. some kid was heckling jessie the whole time and he was giving it back to the kid twice as good. also at one point mickie backed tara into the corner and she was like WATCH MY WEAVE. afterwards jessie challenged anybody from the back to fight him, Bully Ray came out and the place came unglued. he ran down tara’s looks (he said he would rather masturbate with broken glass than look at her and she was trying to hold back a laugh at how wrong that shit was), acknowledged he was suspended and asked us if we wanted to see him wrestle and then they had a little fun match. at one point bully hopped down in front of me and took pics sitting on some dude in the crowd, then hopped back up in front of me with a "whoops!" mickie came back out and she did the wassup head dive onto jessie. bully put jessie through a table and then he and mickie autographed a piece of the table and gave it to a little kid. awesome!
4th match - rvd vs kaz. rvd was over of course, got to slap his hand. kaz was being his usual dickish self. rvd won with the frog splash and afterward kaz threw a fit and knocked water bottles off the table
5th match - devon & doc vs samoa joe and kurt angle. it was okay. joe is cool. devon hit angle with the hammer and won.
main event - in a steel cage, hardy vs aries vs roode, storm as special guest ref. me and espy got caught in the storm beer shower, and let me report, it’s not real beer. jeff hardy was icing himself before the match because his hand was cold and wet. Bobby Roode talked the ENTIRE time. I mean, he came out staring down this heckler in the audience, waited for hardy to get in (he came out 2nd) and then literally didn’t shut up until the end of the match. he yelled at storm and accused him of not being able to count. he yelled at aries for doing things and told him to go sit in the corner (and aries did!). he yelled at hardy for being hardy. he yelled at aries some more. he yanked down aries’ tights twice, and btw aries wears little black briefs under his tights and was not ashamed about showing off his ass to the crowd. espy got a video of that. they teased bobby getting his tights ripped off and ALL THE LADIES’ CAMERAS ROSE and we were really disappointed when he kept his on. espy got video of that too, and you know I put both of those on my youtube account. and then bobby yelled at aries some more for breathing or some shit. finally, he yelled at storm and storm was like fuck this and gave him the last call superkick. then hardy pinned aries and we all went home happy, more or less. well, I didn't because I wanted to party with the wrestlers afterward and I was sooooooooooo mad when I found out they all went to chickie and pete's and I was stuck at home. lori had the nerve to tweet me that she would have went when we both know she is asleep by 10:30 every night. my life. my choices. anyway.
also one of the guys from some show called impractical jokers showed up.
okay so I’m home from seeing TNA at the Tower Theater and here is my report (pics to follow) I was freaking out on the way there because my friend was running late as usual but we made it there in enough time. I decided to wear my sweater with the draped neckline and it was a good choice because I got checked out twice tonight, which was nice.
okay, the line was really ass long but moved fast. Espy had nothing to sign so she was just messing with the wrestlers and taking pics. I had a small sign that said “Hi Cate!” and I just had everybody sign the back. First, Kazarian. We were like, sorry we’re discombobulated and he was like it’s cool. Next, Tara and Jessie. Tara let Espy hold the Knockout belt! that was really nice of her. I looked down the line and I saw Bobby talking to Aries and then looking at me. then Austin Aries, who had his sunglasses on and Espy thought he was kind of a dick. he was alright to me. then, uh, my future ex-husband Bobby Roode. He was wearing a dark shirt and his leather jacket and he looked sooooooooooooooo oh oh oh OHHHH good. I said, in my voice with all the bass gone out of it, “Mr. Roode, would you please sign my card?” (It was a Muscles Ink card of his pecs) and he signed, no problem. then Espy was like, “are you guys allowed to shake hands?” and Bobby said yes. so we shook his hand. he has a firm, perfect handshake. everything about him is perfect. I took my card back and mentioned it was my christmas present and he was like, “cool.” (maybe? I don't remember exactly what he said, only that it was one word) very quiet, very polite, totally a freakin’ sex god made flesh. Ahem.
I'm disappointed in myself though because I could not look at him. I looked at his hand, I looked at the card and sign he signed, but I could make no actual eye contact with him. I was totally intimidated and I am kicking myself now.
okay, next were Robbie E and Robbie T. Robbie E gave us fistbumps. he said to espy, “you’re not a wrestling fan are you?” and I said “no, I’m the wrestling fan, she’s just my bodyguard” and he laughed. he has a super cute smile! Robbie T was cool but not overly so. next was James Storm, and I asked him to take a picture with the sign for my friend who couldn’t be here (Cate) , and he grabbed it and cuddled up to it and gave this huge smile and I was like damn if Storm isn’t the nicest man alive because he really is!
then Storm signed the front of the sign because he is special and fuck everybody else. Kurt Angle signed but seemed kind of out of it. I was trying to talk to Samoa Joe a little and he wasn't having it. Mickie James and Bully Ray were both nice. Jeff Hardy shook my hand. RVD was cool.
Chavo Guerrero looked down my shirt! I was like motherfucker…lol. He got up and shook my hand too to make me bend over! Hernandez was chilling. After we got Chavo and Hernandez to sign Espy noticed the X division belt behind RVD and she asked if she could hold it. there was a gap in the line so he said yeah! so Espy has pics of herself holding two belts like she was Matt Morgan and shit! lol she is my girl check her out
we almost left but they had Luke Gallows and Devon at a table by themselves in the corner. I said to Devon “how they gonna have a legend like you in the corner” lol but he didn’t answer me. probably embarrassed. ha.
we went to the bathroom, I tweeted cate from the stall out of excitement, then to the bar, I had a beer, she had a hot dog, and we watched some of the game and I found out my zipper was unzipped. :(
this is the first show I have ever thought I was too close. we were front row and couldn’t see the mat. so we didn’t see any pins or any mat work. luckily there was very little mat work but we missed every single pin.
1st match, tag titles, chavo & hernandez vs the robbies. slapped hands with chavo and hernandez. fun match - actually all the matches were fun - and chavo won with the frog splash. robbie t’s legs look like they should have moons orbiting them.
2nd match, tara with jessie vs mickie. tara won when jessie snuck up on mickie when she was on the top rope and hit her with the belt. some kid was heckling jessie the whole time and he was giving it back to the kid twice as good. also at one point mickie backed tara into the corner and she was like WATCH MY WEAVE. afterwards jessie challenged anybody from the back to fight him, Bully Ray came out and the place came unglued. he ran down tara’s looks (he said he would rather masturbate with broken glass than look at her and she was trying to hold back a laugh at how wrong that shit was), acknowledged he was suspended and asked us if we wanted to see him wrestle and then they had a little fun match. at one point bully hopped down in front of me and took pics sitting on some dude in the crowd, then hopped back up in front of me with a "whoops!" mickie came back out and she did the wassup head dive onto jessie. bully put jessie through a table and then he and mickie autographed a piece of the table and gave it to a little kid. awesome!
4th match - rvd vs kaz. rvd was over of course, got to slap his hand. kaz was being his usual dickish self. rvd won with the frog splash and afterward kaz threw a fit and knocked water bottles off the table
5th match - devon & doc vs samoa joe and kurt angle. it was okay. joe is cool. devon hit angle with the hammer and won.
main event - in a steel cage, hardy vs aries vs roode, storm as special guest ref. me and espy got caught in the storm beer shower, and let me report, it’s not real beer. jeff hardy was icing himself before the match because his hand was cold and wet. Bobby Roode talked the ENTIRE time. I mean, he came out staring down this heckler in the audience, waited for hardy to get in (he came out 2nd) and then literally didn’t shut up until the end of the match. he yelled at storm and accused him of not being able to count. he yelled at aries for doing things and told him to go sit in the corner (and aries did!). he yelled at hardy for being hardy. he yelled at aries some more. he yanked down aries’ tights twice, and btw aries wears little black briefs under his tights and was not ashamed about showing off his ass to the crowd. espy got a video of that. they teased bobby getting his tights ripped off and ALL THE LADIES’ CAMERAS ROSE and we were really disappointed when he kept his on. espy got video of that too, and you know I put both of those on my youtube account. and then bobby yelled at aries some more for breathing or some shit. finally, he yelled at storm and storm was like fuck this and gave him the last call superkick. then hardy pinned aries and we all went home happy, more or less. well, I didn't because I wanted to party with the wrestlers afterward and I was sooooooooooo mad when I found out they all went to chickie and pete's and I was stuck at home. lori had the nerve to tweet me that she would have went when we both know she is asleep by 10:30 every night. my life. my choices. anyway.
also one of the guys from some show called impractical jokers showed up.
